

Ah ha! a barrel of wood and… bananas?! Sure why not, can't plunder on an empty stomach.


"Talk about smooth sailing" I comment, as I make my way to the bottom deck. Great! So now how do we "put a plug on this bottle"?, I scan the top deck and find nothing. Was there an earthquake? No! Much worse, the ship had been struck! Above, the innocent white doves could be heard mocking me with their cackling. Getting the sloop to move went without a hitch, however, not soon after, the ship started to rumble and moan. How this sloop came to be I do not know, but what I do know is that one man's loss best be nother man's treasure! and so it goes that the ship, is now in my possession. Upon a quick scan of the island, I had found ye old trusty wooden sloop. It all started at the outpost which I had spaw… COUGH! COUGH! I mean, awoken onto. The untamed sea has welcomed a new sailor. It's a fresh new day, a new voyage, a new me.
